Wednesday, June 9, 2010

Remote Control For the Perfect World

A friend showed me this and I thought it was funny enough to share.  Ladies...don't be offended, if you just preted to like this and other women, your significant other will shower you with affection, presents and maybe even some love. 
Also, I think "Stop Winging" is supposed to be Stop Whining

I'd also like to revise the remote a bit
  1. Just like a remote has volume +,- and channel +,- there should be an ass +,-
  2. I'd add a "Give me" Cigar button
  3. The PMS Off button is redundant, as there is already an off and sleep button - I would add a "Bring another girl home" button in its place
What revisions would you make?

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What do you think? Am I on to something? Am I wrong? Or am I full of shit?